{"slip": { "id": 42, "advice": "Always double check you actually attached the file to the email."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 119, "advice": "Don't assume anything is possible or impossible until you've asked the people who will be doing the work."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 221, "advice": "Share positive energy."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 10, "advice": "Never pay full price for a sofa at DFS."}}
{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}
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I Love the Blues, She Heard My Cry is the seventh studio album by American keyboardist George Duke released in 1975 on MPS Records. The album peaked at number 169 on the US Billboard 200 and No. 36 on the US Top Soul Albums chart.
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{"slip": { "id": 167, "advice": "No one knows anyone else in the way you do."}}
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