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Twie Giok Tjoa is a Dutch organizational sociologist and feminist, specialising in diversity and inclusion at work and in society as a whole. Born and raised in a Peranakan Chinese family in Surabaya, Indonesia, she fled with her parents to Suriname in 1962 to escape the persecution of Chinese people in Indonesia. She studied organizational sociology at Utrecht University in the Netherlands and, back in Suriname, became the first female director at the Ministry of Labour, Employment and Youth Affairs.
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